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Uh, Keisha?

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Let me ask you a question.

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What happened with the massage school
and the money I gave you and starting

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business and those things?

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Well, Daddy, I started the business and
everything, but you're not going to like

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it.

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You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean,
I'm your stepfather, but... So what am

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I not going to like? I'll show you.

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I'm ready, Daddy.

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The massage I was telling you about.

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Where's the table?

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I need someone to try it on.

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Imagine what mom would think if she
walked in.

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With my body all buried.

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I may need to practice on you a little
bit more, though.

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Why are you fucking your daughter?

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It's so bad in here.

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But I like you so much.

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You feel so fucking good in here.

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Hey, man.

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Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where
you at?

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Fuck,

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man. You're going to be a couple of
hours? I need to pick that stuff up.

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Oh. Oh, okay. There's a key under the
mat.

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You sure it's cool if I just go on
inside and grab it?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Thanks, man. All right. I'll talk to you
later.

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Bye.

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Don't worry, put it. That thing just
fucking calmed.

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Daddy, daddy, daddy!

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I'm ready.

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Gross. Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are
you doing here?

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Keisha!

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What are you doing dressed like that?

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Especially for your daddy.

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Where'd you go?

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Went through your bedroom?

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There you are.

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What are you doing in here?

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Well, I just came by to pick up a
package. I mean, your dad ordered some

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automotive parts for me.

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What are you doing greeting him like
that?

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I started my own massage business thing.

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It's Japanese.

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Japanese? But you're...

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Why are you even looking at me right
now? I'm not wearing clothes.

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I noticed that when you came bouncing on
out there to meet your daddy.

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So, uh, what exactly did you have
planned?

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Well, I was gonna show him how I do my
massages.

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You were gonna show him how you do your
massages?

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Dressed like this?

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You're so fucking creepy, dude.

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Yes, just like this. How we do the
massage, it's the technique.

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Oh, I guess you're going to record it
too, huh?

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So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be
home for a few hours. Maybe you could

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me how you do it.

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No, it's not the kind of massage that
you think it is, Uncle Eric.

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Oh, it's not? You can do it with my
brother, but you can't. Can't do it with

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I mean, I'm sure it's not a big deal.
I'm sure I'll learn about it. I'm sure

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your mom knows about it and stuff like
that. We'll probably talk about it at

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dinner one time. No, my mom, no, she
can't know that I'm doing the kind of

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technique.

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Really? What kind of technique is it?

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I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.

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You're too creepy for this kind of
massage.

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You know, you're probably right.

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It's probably better that you and your
daddy have these special moments.

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I guess I'll just go. I'm sure, you
know, your mom's good with it. I'm good

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it. He's good with it. Everybody's good
with it. I mean, it's no big deal.

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I should just probably leave, right? No,
no, no, no, no.

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She can't know about it. Like,
seriously, Uncle Eric.

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Please.

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Okay.

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I mean, I don't feel much. massage table
or anything like that. What kind of

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massage is it?

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It's a body -to -body massage, okay?

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Really? A body -to -body massage?

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I mean, doesn't like this get caught on
people? I mean, wouldn't that rub

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people the wrong way if it's body -to
-body?

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It's nude.

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You don't wear clothes when you do this
kind of massage. It's nude.

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Better and better.

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So you're nude. I mean, you've obviously
done this before. This isn't the first

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time. Otherwise, you wouldn't be
recording it.

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So, yeah.

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How do we get this started?

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Should I just go ahead and get
undressed?

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That works.

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Take your clothes off.

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Yeah.

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You're all grown up there, aren't you?

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Need help with the shoes?

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And I just lay face up, face down.

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Yep.

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Hmm. Feels nice.

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Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.

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I bet they are.

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You've got more than hands. Alright,
part of this is not talking.

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Hmm.

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July.

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Wonder, I kind of bet you did a lot of
talking with your daddy.

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That's neither here nor there.

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Oh, I bet you it was here both times.

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Okay.

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Gel's nice and cool.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, that's warm.

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Yeah.

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What is this technique?

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I did it in Japan.

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Really?

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It's Japanese.

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Oh, yeah.

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I might be able to

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use it to play Trisha in the family
reunion.

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It's so nice.

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You're so fucking creepy.

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Yes, it's soft skin.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like the good old days of the flipping
fly in the front yard.

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Not exactly.

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Not exactly.

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That's for sure.

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Oh, yeah.

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You definitely passed the flying colors
for the massage pool, that's for sure.

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Yeah, well, Daddy paid a lot of money
for it.

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Daddy pays for a lot of things.

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But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're
paying them back with these massages,

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right?

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I sure am.

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Hmm. You know, I bet you and your mother
would probably be really

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good as a doubles act with this.

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Gross.

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You are.

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It's all slick and smooth.

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Maybe I could help her out and introduce
her to it.

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I mean, you would mind, would you?

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Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle
there could possibly be.

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Shh. Don't say things like that. It
could ruin the video.

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Hey. That's a little better.

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It just gets better and better.

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It's here.

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Oh, growing up.

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Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.

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Oh, so are yours.

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Yeah. Whoa.

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You know,

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I mean, I'm sorry to be nice and all,
but even I've been on the internet.

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I know where this goes.

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Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my
brother. It should be good enough for

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me, right?

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And I'll definitely need to get a copy
of that.

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I mean, or we could just discuss this at
the next family reunion.

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I mean, whatever you want to do.

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There we go.

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And hey, hey, hey, just so it's not
weird, I mean, if you want to call me

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just to make it easier for you, you can.

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I'm never fucking calling you daddy.

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You're not my daddy.

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Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hey. Why are you so fucking good at
being creepy?

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Well, I have a special talent.

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Obviously, I'm finding out what yours
are.

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Just like my brother did, I'm sure.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in
the store.

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How did you know?

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Oh, God.

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Let's go ahead and get to the next part.
Come on.

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What next part? I'm not fucking you.

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Oh yeah, I think you are.

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I mean, let's just keep it in the
family. Come on.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, if you don't want to call me
daddy, you know, why don't you just say

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me, Uncle Eric?

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No fucking way.

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Come on.

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Say fuck me, Uncle Eric.

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Fuck me, Uncle Eric.

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Now somebody's being a team player.

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Okay.

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Creepy ass uncle. Uh -huh.

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Here we go. Here we go.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh, man.

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Oh,

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fuck me, uncle.

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Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

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Uh, no.

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Why don't you look at the camera and
say, Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle

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Come on. I mean, fuck me, Uncle Eric.
No.

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Look at me.

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Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.

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Come on, girl.

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Boys like it, don't they? My daddy likes
it.

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I bet he does.

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to be a regular on your books week after
week.

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What do you want me to do?

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Shoot it all over those pretty little
tits.

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Yeah? Do you want me to go paint those
tits for you?

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Yeah? Yeah?

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Let me see.

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I hate my fucking titties, you nasty old
fucking creepy uncle.

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Creepy ass uncle Eric.

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Look at how

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nasty you are getting off on me.

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Fucking gross.

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I trusted you.

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You know, you'd make double the money.

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Me and your daddy would have tag -teamed
you together.

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Wouldn't that be nice?

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Fucking creep.